I was sitting in my room, and I was like staring at the walls thinking about everything but then again I was thinking about nothing, and then my mom came in and I didn't notice she was there and she calls my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming:	Mike, Mike!
And I go:	What, what's the matter?
She goes:	What's the matter with you?
I say:	Nothing mom.
She goes:	Don't tell me nothing, you're on drugs!
I go:	No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi?
She goes:	No, you're on drugs, you're crazy, normal people won't be acting that way!
I go:	Mom, I'm all right, I'm just thinking, you know, so why don't you, like give me a Pepsi?
And she goes:	No, you're crazy!
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me, just one Pepsi.

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